Inspirational Yoga Quote from Albert Einstein

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While I was meditating on the world's problems today I heard Albert Einstein roll over in his grave and say to me "If there is any religion that could respond to the needs of modern science, it would be #YogaFaceSelfie."
Always remember that even when it's a rough day someone is watching out for you from beyond the grave. Thanks Bert!





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